Translate

Páginas vistas en total

miércoles, 16 de marzo de 2016

To Understand Donald's Duck

-->
#DonaldTrumpBigBossNoShit

To understand Donald Duck I will translate an old mexican joke.

One Cherokee indian comes to the town’s phisicyan and says:
-Hugh! Big Boss, no (not) shit.
The phisicyan search something in his dispensary, then tooks a Little flask that contains a softly  laxative and then tell to the indian:
-tell your boss that drink two spoons in the morning.
The indian rides his horse backing to the indian aldea and then come backs to the phisiscyan one week later:
-Hugh! Big Boss, no shit.
-Tell your boss that he must drink two spoons in the morning, another two in the afternoon and another two in the midnight.
The indian rides his horse backing to the indian aldea and then come backs to the phisiscyan one week later:
-Hugh! Big Boss, no shit.
-Oops. I will prescribe another laxative more strong and your boss must drink it three twices at day.
The indian rides his horse backing to the indian aldea and then come backs to the phisiscyan one week later:
-Hugh! Big Boss, no shit.
-Oops. Well, perhaps your boss needs the stronger laxative for humans. So, I will prescribe it in the same way: three twices at day.
The indian rides his horse backing to the indian aldea and then come backs to the phisiscyan one week later:
-Hugh! Big Boss, no shit.
-Holy shit. Well, the one thing that I can do for your boss is to prescribe the stronger laxative for horses. Tell him that he must drink it in the same way and then come back to tell me the result.
The indian rides his horse backing to the indian aldea and then come backs to the phisiscyan one week later:
-Hugh! Big Shit, no Boss.

So, from this days, the Word “boss” is associated with the Word “shit”.


No hay comentarios:

Publicar un comentario